Enjoy our team's carefully selected Zombie Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What sauce do zombies use on Thanksgiving?
Grave-y!
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What do zombie actors do before they perform?
They re-hearse.
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Why do zombies speak Latin?
Because it’s a dead language.
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How do zombies eat healthier?
They switch to vegetarians.
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What do you call a zombie that writes the music?
Decomposer.
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What does it take to become a zombie?
Deadication.
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Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
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Teenager (noun) – someone who is well-prepared for a zombie apocalypse, but not ready for tomorrow’s math test.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it’s Halloween...
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What did people say when the headless horseman started dating a zombie?
He’s lost his head!
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Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten!
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Yo mama so stupid the zombies walked past her because they didn’t smell any brains.
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Yo mama so fat she fed an entire zombie apocalypse.
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
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