Enjoy our team's carefully selected You So Ugly Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
You’re so ugly when you sit in the sand, the cats try to bury you.
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You so ugly on Halloween someone said, “Scary costume!”
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You so ugly your mum ran up the stairs of the hospital when you were born and jumped off the roof.
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Your so ugly when you were born your mom said, “Oh, what a treasure!”
And your dad said, “Yeah, le’ts bury it.”
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You so ugly your mama had morning sicknesses after you were born.
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You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.
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You are so ugly if they laid you on the beach, not even the tide would take you.
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You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
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You’re so ugly...
You are the reason Star Wars takes place in a galaxy far far away!
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You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.
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