Enjoy our team's carefully selected Yo Mama So Old Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Yo mama so old she ate Dodo on his first Thanksgiving.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says “Expired”.
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Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder.
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Yo mama so old her first Christmas was The First Christmas.
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Yo mama so old her first cruise was on Noah’s Ark.
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Yo mama so old her first pet was from Jurassic Park.
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Yo mama so old not even the time stone could make her young.
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Yo Mama is so old she’s got a Bible autographed by Jesus.
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Yo mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school.
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Your mama so old she farts dust!
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Your mama so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
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Your mama so old when she was young, rainbows were black and white!
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Your mama so old her driver's license got hieroglyphics on it!
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Yo mama so old she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
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Yo momma is so old I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.
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Yo momma so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
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Yo Mama is so old Adam and Eve were at her graduation ceremony.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
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