Enjoy our team's carefully selected Yo Mama So Fat Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said, “Mommy, it’s time for school!”
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Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said “a mosquito”.
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Your Momma is so fat she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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Your mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there would be some pi.
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Yo momma so fat when she farts scientists on Tatooine think the star around Coruscant just went supernova.
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Yo mama so fat she pooped out the Death Star!
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Yo momma’s so fat she uses Kamonians as toothpicks.
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Yo mamma’s so fat I saw her using a Star Destroyer as an ironing board.
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Yo mama so fat she played basketball with the Death Star.
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Yo momma’s so fat the Millenium Falcon can hide in her belly button.
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Yo mama so fat Rick and Morty thought her belly button was a portal to another dimension.
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Yo mama so fat when I saw her on Tinder, swiped left and she was still on the screen.
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Yo mama so fat NASA thought she was a planet.
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Yo mama so fat her belt is the equator.
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Yo mama so fat every time she took a step it caused an earthquake.
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Yo mama so fat when she ate an Avocado it was Nickado.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to In-N-Out she couldn’t get in nor out.
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Yo mama so fat Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
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Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage.
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Yo mama so fat every time she turns around it’s her birthday.
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Yo mama so fat Donald Trump used her as the border wall.
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Yo mama so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
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Yo mama so fat when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad!
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Yo mama so fat she wears two watches, one for each time zone she’s in.
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Yo mama so fat Darth Vader couldn’t even force choke her.
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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
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Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.
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Yo mama so fat she fed an entire zombie apocalypse.
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Yo mama so fat Cupid’s arrows couldn’t pierce her.
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Yo mama so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real.
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Yo mama so fat when she wears her yellow raincoat people yell out “taxi!”.
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Yo mama so fat her school pictures were taken by a satellite.
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Yo mama so fat she uses the highway as a slip and slide.
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Yo mama so fat not even Superman can lift her.
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Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
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Yo mama so fat when she lands in Fortnite she gets a Victory Royale.
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Yo mama’s so fat she crashed the Fortnite servers.
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Yo mama’s so fat not even a ninja could carry her in a Fortnite battle.
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Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
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Your mama so fat she sat on a dollar and when she got up there were 4 quarters.
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Your mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says “to be continued”.
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Your mama so fat she gets group insurance!
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Your mama so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
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Yo mama’s so fat when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each of her farts.
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
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Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.
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Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.
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Yo mama’s so fat I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
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