Enjoy our team's carefully selected Yo Mama So Fat Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said “a mosquito”.
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Your Momma is so fat she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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Your mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there would be some pi.
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Yo momma so fat when she farts scientists on Tatooine think the star around Coruscant just went supernova.
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Yo mama so fat she pooped out the Death Star!
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Yo momma’s so fat she uses Kamonians as toothpicks.
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Yo mamma’s so fat I saw her using a Star Destroyer as an ironing board.
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Yo mama so fat she played basketball with the Death Star.
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Yo momma’s so fat the Millenium Falcon can hide in her belly button.
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Yo mama so fat Rick and Morty thought her belly button was a portal to another dimension.
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Yo mama so fat when I saw her on Tinder, swiped left and she was still on the screen.
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Yo mama so fat NASA thought she was a planet.
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Yo mama so fat her belt is the equator.
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Yo mama so fat every time she took a step it caused an earthquake.
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Yo mama so fat when she ate an Avocado it was Nickado.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to In-N-Out she couldn’t get in nor out.
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Yo mama so fat Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
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Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage.
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Yo mama so fat every time she turns around it’s her birthday.
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Yo mama so fat Donald Trump used her as the border wall.
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Yo mama so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
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Yo mama so fat when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad!
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Yo mama so fat she wears two watches, one for each time zone she’s in.
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Yo mama so fat Darth Vader couldn’t even force choke her.
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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
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Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.
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Yo mama so fat she fed an entire zombie apocalypse.
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Yo mama so fat Cupid’s arrows couldn’t pierce her.
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Yo mama so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real.
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Yo mama so fat when she wears her yellow raincoat people yell out “taxi!”.
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Yo mama so fat her school pictures were taken by a satellite.
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Yo mama so fat she uses the highway as a slip and slide.
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Yo mama so fat not even Superman can lift her.
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Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
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Yo mama so fat when she lands in Fortnite she gets a Victory Royale.
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Yo mama’s so fat she crashed the Fortnite servers.
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Yo mama’s so fat not even a ninja could carry her in a Fortnite battle.
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Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
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Your mama so fat she sat on a dollar and when she got up there were 4 quarters.
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Your mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says “to be continued”.
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Your mama so fat she gets group insurance!
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Your mama so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
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Yo mama’s so fat when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each of her farts.
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
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Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.
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Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.
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Yo mama’s so fat I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
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