Enjoy our team's carefully selected Workplace Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I told my boss I was feeling blue, so he painted my office the color of the ocean. Now I’m working in a sea of tranquility.
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I just got fired from my new job at the pharmacy.
Apparently “drug free workplace” and “free drug workplace” are not the same thing at all.
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The bathroom door at my workplace has a sign that reads “Please use toilet brush after using the toilet”.
Will it be okay to ask my employer to provide a softer brush so it hurts less?
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My boss fired me because of my lack of knowledge in regards to the workplace.
After a few hours I finally found the exit.
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I heard you have to make a payment when you enter a Microsoft workplace.
They are called bill gates.
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A construction worker lost his hand in an workplace accident.
The insurance company is trying to figure out how it happened, but they can’t quite put their finger on it.
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A lot of airport workers treat workplace sanitation very seriously.
Otherwise, people could catch terminal illnesses.
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This bloke just came in my workplace shouting, “Vodka, tequila, sambuca!”
I said, “Oi! I call the shots round here!”
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Did you hear about the guy who’s surrounded by positive people at his workplace?
Yeah, he really hates his work at the infection clinic.
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I’m the life and soul of my workplace.
I work in a morgue.
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What do you call your co-workers in a boring and depressing workplace?
Melancolleague(s).
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