Wolf Puns



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Wolf Puns


What is a wolf’s favorite tree?

A lu-pine.

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Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?

It was pretending to be a snail.

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What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?

The howl-o-days.

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What do you call a werewolf for sale?

A warewolf.

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What do they call a group of werewolves?

We’rewolves.

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How do you make a wolf laugh?

Give him a funny bone.

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What do you call a sleeping werewolf?

An unaware-wolf.

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What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?

A timber wolf.

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What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?

β€œThat’s the end of me!”

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What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?

It became a wash and wearwolf.

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A Wolfswagon Rabbit is by far the best car you can gift a wolf.

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What do you call a large dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

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Did you hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?

Now he’s a whywolf.

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What do you get when you send a wolf to therapy?

Aware wolf.

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What do you call a missing Warwick?

WHEREwolf.

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Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when he saw the full moon?

He needed to change.

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