Enjoy our team's carefully selected Wolf Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is a wolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
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Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
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What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
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What do you call a werewolf for sale?
A warewolf.
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What do they call a group of werewolves?
We’rewolves.
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How do you make a wolf laugh?
Give him a funny bone.
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What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
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What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
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What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
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What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
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A Wolfswagon Rabbit is by far the best car you can gift a wolf.
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What do you call a large dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
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Did you hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he’s a whywolf.
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Two blondes are walking in the woods and come across a set of tracks.
One looks at them and says, “Wow, wolf tracks!”
The other looks down and scoffs, “Those are coyote tracks, not wolf tracks. Look at the size!”
“No, they are not!” says the first. “I’ve spent most of my life walking in these woods, and I know wolf tracks when I see them!”
They stand there arguing over the tracks for some time, and are eventually hit by a train.
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A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, “Trick or treat?”
I looked at him and asked, “What have you come as?”
He said, “A werewolf.”
I said, “But you’re not wearing a costume. You’ve just got your normal clothes on.”
He said, “Yeah well, it’s not a full moon yet, is it?”
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace.
She says to the wolf, “My, what big ears you have!”
The wolf keeps grimacing.
She says, “My, what big eyes you have!"
The wolf grimaces even wider, baring his teeth.
She says, "My, what big teeth you have!”
The wolf finally snaps and says, “Go to hell! I’m trying to take a dump!”
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What do you get when you send a wolf to therapy?
Aware wolf.
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What do you call a missing Warwick?
WHEREwolf.
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A call comes in to 911: “Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!”
Operator: “Where?”
Caller: “No, a regular one!”
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Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when he saw the full moon?
He needed to change.
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