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What do you call a man with one leg?
Anything you want. He canβt run fast enough to catch you.
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What does a one-legged man call karate?
Partial Arts.
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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tai Wan Shu.
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What do you call a Polish fisherman?
A fishing pole.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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What do you call a Hispanic man who spilled his nachos?
A messycan.
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What do you call a lazy man in space?
A procrastronaut.
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What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
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What do you call a man who falls overboard and canβt swim?
Bob.
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What do you call a man who stamps letters at the post office for a living?
Frank.
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What do you call a man who has cat scratches all over his face?
Claude.
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What do you call a man who fixes potholes for a living?
Phil.
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What do you call a man who is always sitting on the toilet?
Lou.
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What do you call a man who is unable to stand up?
Neal.
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What do you call a man who keeps vomiting?
Chuck.
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What do you call a man who is always stealing stuff?
Rob.
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