Enjoy our team's carefully selected Wednesday Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What day creates the most alternative energy?
Winds-Day.
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Me and my childhood crush are getting married next week.
Me on Wednesday and she on Saturday.
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What did the man, eating pickles, say to two of his friends who were complaining about Wednesday?
“You two have got to dill with this hump today!”
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I rang work and said, “I can’t come in today. I have a wee cough.”
The boss said, “You have a wee cough?”
I said, “Wow, thanks, boss! See you next Wednesday!”
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What do you call a camel with no hump on a Wednesday?
Humph-rey.
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When is the ideal day to have camel meat?
Wednesday.
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Why do camels make the best comedians on Wednesdays?
Because they know how to get everyone laughing over the hump.
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Why are Saturday and Sunday stronger than Wednesday?
Because Wednesday is a weak day.
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What do you call it when it’s not raining on Wednesday?
Simply, dry hump day.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
You tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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