Enjoy our team's carefully selected Volleyball Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink?
Sets on the Beach.
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How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar?
They both use drills.
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Why did they arrest the volleyball player?
They suspected foul play.
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Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game?
No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
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Why shouldn’t you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he’ll try to spike all the drinks.
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Before the ball could touch the floor, I kicked it back, sending it soaring past the other players and into the top corner of the net.
Overcome with emotion, I ripped off my shirt and punched the air. My eyes locked with my stunned coach, who came running towards me shaking his head in amazement.
As he embraced me, he sighed, “OK, let’s go over the rules of volleyball one last time.”
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Why don’t sniper attacks work on volleyball players?
Because they always run for cover.
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Why is it not good to play volleyball in a court?
Because you might get arrested.
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Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?
Because she wanted to tie the score.
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What does a volleyball player do at prom?
Spike the punch.
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What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court?
Annette.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple, who are running their hands over each other passionately.
“I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,” says the man.
“Watch them!” says his wife. “You already know how to play volleyball.”
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What do you call a Volleyball player who hurt her knee diving for the ball?
Courtney.
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