Enjoy our team's carefully selected Tuesday Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
When should you wear flip-flop sandals?
On a Toesday.
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Girlfriend: “What’s the day today?”
Boyfriend: “Monday.”
Girlfriend: “The...?”
Boyfriend: “Day before Tuesday.”
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A man goes to a psychiatrist and tells him he thinks he can see the future.
The doctor asks, “When did this start?”
The patient replies, “Next Tuesday.”
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Why is Sunday stronger than Tuesday?
Because Tuesday is a weekday.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Boo.”
“Boo, who?”
“Don’t cry, it’s only Tuesday!”
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On what day of the week, do monsters eat people?
Chewsday.
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Why did the superhero look forward to Tuesdays?
Because it was the perfect day for saving the day.
Tues-save-day!
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I said to the gym teacher, “Can you teach me to do the splits?”
He said, “How flexible are you?”
I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
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When you work from home, a Tuesday looks pretty much like a Saturday.
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Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
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