Enjoy our team's carefully selected Time Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?
He lost track of thyme.
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What farm animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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What don’t you want to hear in the middle of surgery?
“Where’s my watch?”
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What do you call a hip bone that’s late for surgery?
Hip-late.
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How does Uranus apologize for being late?
It blames it on its orbit.
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Why was the teacher late for school on Teachers’ Day?
She took the Rhombus.
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Why did the Puerto Rican keep looking at his watch at the party?
He was checking how late he was already going to be for the next one.
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How do llamas wake up in the morning?
They use allama clocks.
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What time did Goofy have a dentist appointment?
Tooth Hurty.
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What time is it when you see a crocodile?
Time to run.
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How do chickens wake up on time?
Alarm clucks!
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When showing up on time is an actual miracle?
When everyone expects you to be late, and you roll up on time.
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Why did the girl sit on the clock?
She just wanted to be on time.
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What treat is never on time?
Choco-Late.
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What did the first egg tell the second egg when it didn’t make it on time?
Omelette.
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Why don’t werewolves ever know the time?
Because they’re not whenwolves.
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Why was Aunt May worried about Peter Parker?
He was spending too much time on the world wide web.
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How does an astronaut tell the time?
They just check their rocket watch.
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What’s the difference between stormtroopers having a party and mushrooms being picked?
One’s bad guys having a fun time and the other one’s fungi having a bad time!
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How do you know it’s time to retire?
It’s when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it!
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It’s very time-consuming.
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