Enjoy our team's carefully selected Thursday Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Three elderly ladies sit on a park bench.
The first tells her companions, “Wow, it’s windy today.”
The second responds, “No, it’s Thursday.”
The third says, “So am I. Let’s get a drink.”
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What is Thriday?
That moment when Thursday starts to feel a lot like a Friday.
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A youthful, cheerful woman enters an elevator with an older man.
“TGIF!” says the woman with a big smile.
“S.h.i.t,” he deadpans as he slowly turns to face her.
Thinking he didn’t hear her, the woman gently repeats “T.G.I.F.”
He merely says, “S.h.i.t.” as slowly as he can.
“T.G.I.F. is for Thank God It’s Friday, Silly!” she exclaims, exasperated.
“I know that, but it’s Thursday,” the man responds.
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What is Loki’s least favorite day of the week?
Thor’s Day.
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How was your ear operation?
Thursday.
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What is the busiest day for a chiropractor?
Throwback Thursday.
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What do you call a Thursday that feels a bit off?
Thirst-day, because it’s always craving the weekend.
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What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday?
When you realize it’s Thursday.
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