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Why doesn’t Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
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Did you hear Elon Musk opened a storefront down at the mall?
“Space for Rent”.
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Elon Musk has come up with a foolproof plan of destroying Apple because they refuse to advertise on Twitter.
He plans to buy it.
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What’s the difference between Elon Musk and a lemur?
Elon Musk made an electric car.
Lemur Mad-a-gas-car.
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The good news is Elon Musk is turning Twitter headquarters into a homeless shelter.
The bad news is it can only house 280 characters or less.
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Did you know Teslas don’t have that new car smell?
They have more of an Elon Musk.
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I think my local garage is ripping me off...
Does anyone else think £500 for a Tesla exhaust is a lot?
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What happens if a Tesla gets hit by lightning?
No need to charge it for the next year.
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Before you say “Tesla” backwards, make sure everyone’s ready.
All set?
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Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.
You’d think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
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What do you call the combination of Tesla, SpaceX, and The Boring Company?
3 Musketeers.
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Imagine missing a payment on a TESLA...
And the car drives itself back to the dealership.
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What do you call a stolen Tesla?
An Edison.
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Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie.
He should’ve watched the trailer.
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Elon’s opening speech for the Tesla Solar Roof really got my attention...
Who knew there were thousands of hot shingles in my area?!
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CEO of Tesla invented solar-energy gathering grass!
I love the stuff. My only complaint is that it had a real e-lawn musk smell to it.
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