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My girlfriend said she was going to get a massive tattoo of a snake on her back.
“Do it,” I said. “But it might hurt you.”
“I know,” she replied. “But it’s only a needle.”
“No,” I said. “I mean being single.”
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I asked my wife whether I should get another tattoo, and she said that if I do, I should get it in a place that doesn’t matter.
So I’m planning to get one in Oklahoma.
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I always look for a woman who has a tattoo.
I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
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A guy with flame tattoo sleeves walks into a building.
Security stops him and says, “There are no firearms allowed in this building.”
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I’m bald and I’m going to get a head tattoo of multiple rabbits.
So from a distance it looks like hares.
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My wife has a whale tattooed on her butt.
It used to be a dolphin.
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My grandad is getting old and he’s starting to have a hard time with all the stares.
It’s his own fault, I told him not to get that face tattoo.
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What do you call a pretty woman on the arm of a musician?
A tattoo.
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So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character.
You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.
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