Enjoy our team's carefully selected T-Shirt Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there.
I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem.
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Where do bowlers go when they need a new team shirt?
New Jersey.
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I couldn’t help but feel blue when I spilled my blueberry smoothie all over my shirt.
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I told my coworker I was going to wear a blue shirt to work.
And he said he was going to wear his blue-suit-of-armor.
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Why did the dyslexic refuse to wear a polo shirt?
Because he was Lacoste intolerant.
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Yo daddy so fat he wore a gray shirt to the zoo, they thought the elephants escaped.
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What did Chuck Norris get when he visited the feminist rally for women’s rights?
He got his shirt ironed.
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My son is taking part in a social experiment. He has to wear an Arsenal support shirt for two weeks.
So far, he has been punched, spat at, kicked, and verbally abused.
It will be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house.
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The new Australian short-sleeved, marsupial shirts are REALLY good!
In fact, you could say they have a high level of koala-t
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I was having random bouts of diarrhea but I couldn’t figure out what was causing it.
Then I started keeping track.
I realized it was only happening when I would wear those polo shirts with the little alligator stitched on them.
Turns out I’m Lacoste intolerant.
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A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up.
The boss says, “What happened to your ears?”
He says, “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang, and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron.”
The boss says, “Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?”
He says, “Well, geez, I had to call the doctor.”
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It’s so hot and humid outside, the air ironed the wrinkles out of my shirt.
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Did you hear about the magician who had chocolate in his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve.
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I saw a fairy tale T-shirt at an extremely low price. Guess what?
It was a fair retail.
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Yo mama so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real.
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I won a wet T-shirt competition. Guess what I got?
Pneumonia!
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