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Why was the T-Rex Cafe always hiring?
No matter what, they always seemed a bit short handed.
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As an archeologist, I organized a party with my friend to help me excavate the lower leg of a T-Rex fossil.
It’s going to be quite a shin dig.
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This culture of inclusiveness is getting out of hand.
I mean, even Jurassic Park engineered a Trannysaurus Rex.
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Do-you-think-he-saw-urus.
How do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?
Do-you-think-he-saw-urus Rex.
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What do you call a T-Rex that’s been weightlifting all day?
Dino-sore.
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So the T-Rex cashier says, “Sorry for the wait. We’re a little short-handed.”
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Why do T-Rexes have such bad anger issues?
Because their fathers never hugged them.
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How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a warm beverage?
“Tea, Rex?”
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A T-Rex and a dude walk into a bar.
Dude says, “Hey, T-Rex, ya got the first round?”
T-Rex says, “Sorry dude, I’m short handed.”
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn’t chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the Jeep.
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What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
Lefty.
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What do you get when you cross a Tyrannosaurus rex with explosives?
Dino-mite.
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Why are T-Rex’s unable to clap their hands?
Because they are extinct.
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A T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms.
To which the girlfriend replied, “That’s not very much at all!”
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