Enjoy our team's carefully selected Super Mario Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you get when you cross Rosie the Riveter and Super Mario?
A princess who can save herself.
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What do you call a Super Mario character who likes to be both dominant and submissive?
A Nintendo Switch.
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When Mario collects coins with his cap in Super Mario Odissey...
You for sure know he is very cappytalistic.
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What search engine does Super Mario use?
Yahoo!
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Yesterday, I tried to relive the 80s and play some Super Mario Bros.
When they say you can never go back, turns out it’s true.
Mario just stops at the edge of the screen.
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What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?
Mario Maker.
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Why did the boy want a chocolate milk mustache?
To look like Super Mario.
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What dessert do they serve in Super Mario?
Princess Peach Pie.
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What is the best time of day to play Super Mario?
The Wii hours of the morning.
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What do the Super Mario Bros. use to pick up their pet’s poop?
A Koopa Troopa Poopa Scoopa.
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My friend thought he was better Super Mario player than me.
But he was wrong on so many levels.
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