Enjoy our team's carefully selected Summer Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do clams do on a summer vacation?
They shell-ebrate.
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What’s Irish and stays out all summer?
Paddy O’furniture.
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What do you call a bear that likes to spend his summers at the North Pole and his winters at the South?
A bi-polar bear.
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Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.
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What was the almond tree up to all summer?
Nuttin’.
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What is the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Their seasoning.
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What’s the secret to Jesus’ summer beach body?
Cross fit.
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Where do fish sleep in the summer?
On the seabed.
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Why are mountains the funniest places to go for summer vacation?
Because they are hill-arious!
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What does the sun drink out of?
Sun-glasses.
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