Enjoy our team's carefully selected Submarine Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I’m gonna quit my job on a submarine.
I’m under a lot of pressure.
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I tried to make a wooden submarine.
It didn’t go down so well.
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Did you hear about the submarine industry?
It really took a dive...
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How advanced are the inner workings of a submarine?
It goes very deep.
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Why is it so expensive to run a submarine?
It’s the depth charges.
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How is the submarine doing at school?
It’s below c-level.
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What color are military submarines?
Deep navy.
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What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
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How do you drown a submarine full of blonds?
You knock on the door.
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Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb...
But they needed to sea mine.
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