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Yo mama so stupid she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.
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I just saw real, a real idiot at the gym.
He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
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Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the McDonaldβs drive-through sign she drove through the building.
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Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr Pepper.
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Yo mama so stupid the zombies walked past her because they didnβt smell any brains.
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Yo mama so stupid she put her phone in airplane mode and thought she could fly.
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Yo mamaβs so stupid she thought Fortnite was fork night.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose.
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Yo mamaβs so stupid she combs the hair in her nose and not on her head.
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Why is Superman stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
Why is Batman more stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.
Why is Robin even more stupid?
Because he followed what batman did.
Why is Wonder Woman stupid?
Because she wears a belt on her head.
Why is Spider-Man the most stupid superhero of them all?
Because he wears his underwear over his head.
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Yo Mama so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
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Yo mama so stupid when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.
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Your mama so stupid she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time.
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Your mama so stupid she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.
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Your mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail.
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Your mama so stupid I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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Yo daddy is so stupid that he got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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When my boss asked me who was stupid, me or him, I told him he doesnβt hire stupid people.
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Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid.
I picked a guyβs pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
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My father was stupid.
He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.
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I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War, my great-uncle fought for the west!
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