Enjoy our team's carefully selected St. Patrick’s Day Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ireland.”
“Ireland, who?”
“Ire land you in time-out, so be nice.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ireland.”
“Ireland, who?”
“Ireland you money if you promise to pay me back.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Erin.”
“Erin, who?”
“Erin as fast as I could but couldn’t catch the leprechaun.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Clover.”
“Clover, who?”
“Clover here and I’ll tell you.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Boy.”
“Boy, who?”
“Boy do I love St. Paddy’s Day!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Irish.”
“Irish, who?”
“Irish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Don.”
“Don, who?”
“Don be putting down the Irish now!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Warren.”
“Warren, who?”
“Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?”
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What do you call a leprechaun’s prank?
A St. Pat-trick!
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What’s the perfect St. Paddy’s Day breakfast?
Green eggs and ham.
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How do leprechauns celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
By holding a lepreconcert.
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Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s Day?
They’re always wearing green.
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What do leprechauns barbecue on St. Patrick’s Day?
Short ribs.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Irish.”
“Irish, who?”
“Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Pat.”
“Pat, who?”
“Pat on your coat—we’re going to the St. Patty’s Day parade.”
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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Because real rocks are too heavy.
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What’s long and green and only shows up once a year?
The St. Patrick’s Day parade.
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What instrument does a showoff play on St. Patrick’s Day?
Brag-pipes.
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What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
St. O’Claus.
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