Enjoy our team's carefully selected Squirrel Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the father squirrel tell his son?
Acorny joke.
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What does a squirrel wear on its feet?
Cashews.
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What do you call a holy squirrel?
A chipmunk.
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I saw a squirrel throw up today!
It was nuts!
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I thought I saw a squirrel on the roof.
But it was just a roofing nut.
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What do you get if you cross a squirrel with an elephant?
An animal that remembers where it hid its nuts.
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Why don’t squirrels have any friends?
Because they drive everyone nuts.
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I wanted to catch a squirrel, but I didn’t know how.
So, I decided to climb a tree and act like a nut.
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Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
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What did the squirrel say on Labor Day weekend?
“Time to get nutty!”
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