Enjoy our team's carefully selected Snow Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
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What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
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In North Korea, you cannot throw fruits in the snow.
As they don’t have the right to freeze peach.
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Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th.
“Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den”
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What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
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Why did the boy only wear one snow boot?
There was only a 50% chance of snow.
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What do you call an aboriginal rolling down a hill?
Abolanche.
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Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
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How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
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What happens if you combine a vampire and a snowman?
You get frostbite.
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What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
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Why was the snowman looking through a pile of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
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What do you call a snowman made of yellow snow?
The “inedible snowman”.
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Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?
A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head.
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What happens when you drop a snowball in water?
It gets wet.
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What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out!
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.
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Did you hear about the snowman who got angry when the sun came out?
He had a total meltdown.
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What did the snowman say to the birthday girl?
Have an ice day!
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When is it acceptable for a nose to be in a salad?
When it’s a snowman’s nose!
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