Enjoy our team's carefully selected Snake Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is a snake’s favorite dance?
The Mamba.
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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?
Snakes and Larders.
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Who is a snake’s favorite author?
William Snakespeare.
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What do you call a snake with no clothes on?
Snaked.
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What is the musical part of a snake?
The scales.
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What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
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Where do chess grandmasters keep their pet snakes?
In a chesst.
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What do you call an important English snake?
Sir Pent.
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What’s worse than a box full of snakes?
A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.
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What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?
A pi-thon.
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