Snake Puns



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Snake Puns


What is a snake’s favorite dance?

The Mamba.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders.

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Who is a snake’s favorite author?

William Snakespeare.

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What do you call a snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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What is the musical part of a snake?

The scales.

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?

A jump rope.

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Where do chess grandmasters keep their pet snakes?

In a chesst.

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What do you call an important English snake?

Sir Pent.

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What’s worse than a box full of snakes?

A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.

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What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?

A pi-thon.

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