Enjoy our team's carefully selected Smiling Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A man approaches a priest.
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he says. “I’ve spent the week with seven beautiful women.”
“Do not fret, my son,” says the priest. “All you need to do is take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass, and drink the juice.”
“Will that cleanse my sin from me?”
“No, but it’ll wipe that smile off your face.”
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Every time a tall person bumps their head, somewhere a short person is smiling.
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Why did the smiley face have hair over its face?
It’s an emo-ji.
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Why did the Smiley moji :-) drop the nose :)?
It was too negative.
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Want to hear something that’ll make you smile?
Your face muscles.
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Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
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Why do retirees smile all the time?
Because they can’t hear a word you’re saying!
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Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?
Because they just had their brains scooped out!
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I tried to pay my taxes to the IRS with a smile.
Turns out they prefer money.
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Dear Students,
I know when you are texting in class. No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
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What is the longest word in the English language?
“Smiles”. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters.
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On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, “What are your parents’ names?”
The student replied, “My father’s name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling.”
The teacher said, “Are you kidding?”
The student said, “No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking.”
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