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It was a regular day in first grade, and the teacher asked all the students to tell her something about what their parents do for a living.
Some kids knew and gave a good description, while others didn’t really understand their parents’ jobs and gave vague descriptions or none at all.
When they got to Little Johnny, he stood up and said, “My dad cuts people in half.”
“Oh, really?” asked the teacher with a smile, “You mean he’s a magician?”
“I don’t know,” said Johnny.
“A surgeon, maybe?” asked the teacher.
“I don’t know,” repeated Johnny.
“Then why do you think he cuts people in half?” asked the confused teacher.
“Because I have two half brothers and three half sisters.”
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My sister was diagnosed as color-blind.
The revelation really came out of the blue.
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Yo sister so ugly her pillow cries at night.
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Your sister is so ugly when she sits on the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
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Your sister is so ugly when she was born your mom said, “What a treasure!”
And your dad said, “Yes, let’s bury it.”
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Your sister is so ugly when she goes to the bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
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Yo sister so fat she has two watches, one for each time zone she’s in.
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Yo sister so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.
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Your sister is so fat her Apple Watch is an iPad Pro on a rope.
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Yo sister so fat she’s the reason London Bridge is falling down.
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Yo sister so fat the only way she burns calories is when her food catches on fire.
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I saw my sister weeping uncontrollably, worried that her Economics degree wouldn’t land her a job.
I said, “Are you having a financial cry, sis?”
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A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit.
One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
“Who are you?” he asked.
“I’m the Devil!” she responded.
“Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”
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My Sister works at a pharmacy.
As a pharmasister.
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My sister said I’m being immature.
I guess she isn’t getting her nose back.
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My 2 year old sister’s stinky feet were smelling like cheese.
My dad was wondering what happened, so I told him that she had chee-toes.
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My mom’s sister is good at cleaning stuff, especially any stinky laundry.
We call her a deodor-aunt.
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