Enjoy our team's carefully selected Short People Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why are short people better than tall people?
They are more down to earth.
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Every time a tall person bumps their head, somewhere a short person is smiling.
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How many tall people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.
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Why shouldnβt you ask Yoda for money?
Heβs a little short.
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Which clients do short auditors like best?
Small businessmen.
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Youβre so short that you need to put on stilts to drive a car to reach the pedal.
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Youβre so short that you had to use a toothpick to compete in the javelin.
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Youβre so short that I canβt see you behind the last remaining pea on your plate.
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Youβre so short that Michelangelo could make a life-size sculpture of you with 1 can of Play-Doh.
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Youβre so short that when you get angry at people for making fun of you, all you can do is bite their ankles.
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You are so short that you can do push-ups underneath a closed door.
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You are so short you fell from curb and nearly dies.
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Youβre so short that you can save on rent by living in a dollβs house.
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Youβre so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
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Youβre so short you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
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Youβre so short you could sweep under your bed while standing.
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Youβre so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
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Your mamaβs so short she sat on a coin and her feet didnβt touch the ground.
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Your mama is so short she doesnβt roll dice she pushes them.
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Your mama so short she gotta use an elevator to go up each step.
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Your mamaβs so short that she makes Gary Coleman look like Shaquille OβNeal.
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Your mamaβs so short that she has to look up to look down.
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Your mamaβs so short that she does pull-ups on a staple.
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Your mamaβs so short that she can play handball on the curb.
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Your mama so short she sleeps in a mini house.
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Your mama so short she needs a ladder to touch the ground.
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Your mommaβs so short she can bungee-jump off a curb!
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Your momma so short she is the original Q-tip.
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Your mamaβs so short you can make a life-size sculpture of her using one can of Play-Doh.
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Your mamaβs so short that when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor.
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Your mama is so short she has to cuff her underwear.
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Your mamaβs so short that she can run track around the toilet!
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Your mamaβs so short that when I was dissinβ her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
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Your mamaβs so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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Your mamaβs so short that she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
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Your mamaβs so short that she can limbo under the door.
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Your mamaβs so short that her homies are the Keebler Elves.
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Your mamaβs so short during the election Donald Trump accidentally stepped on her and he thought he stepped on a brownieο»Ώ.
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Your mamaβs so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didnβt touch the ground.
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Your mamaβs so short she does backflips under the bed.
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Your mama so short she went under Trumpβs wallο»Ώ.
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Your mama so short she doesnβt need the door cause she can get through the mouse hole.
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Your mama so short when she got in the car she couldnβt reach the steering wheel.
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Your mama so short she thought the cracks in the sidewalk were part of a maze.
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Your mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.
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Your mama is so small she hangs glides on a Doritos!
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Your mama so short you can see her feet on her driverβs license.
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Yo mama so small she has to wear a torn napkin as a dress.
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Your mama so short she has to hold a sign up that says βDonβt spit, I canβt swimβ.
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Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βSomebody too short to ring the doorbell!β
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Your mama so short she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
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Your mama so short people thought she was a Funko Pop.
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Your momma so short she takes a shower in a raindrop.
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Yo momma so short she canβt say a thing without a microphone!
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Yo mama is so short when she plays Fortnite she can hide under the freaking store.
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Your mama so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare.
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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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