Enjoy our team's carefully selected Shoe Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What does a snail wear to go dancing?
Escargogo boots.
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I went to a party in blue shoes.
But everyone said it was a blue-sy idea.
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I bought some blue shoes to wear to the office.
But they made me feel downright feet-talistic.
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What’s a blue shoe?
A shoe with the blues.
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What do you call a grizzly with no shoes?
Bear foot.
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What’s the difference between a bass guitar and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
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My friend went bankrupt after inventing a sandal for people with only one leg.
It was a flop.
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Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?
Because she wanted to tie the score.
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What kind of shoes do artists wear?
Sketchers.
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What vegetable can tie your shoes?
String beans.
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These days, shoes are called snickers.
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You know what they say “Big shoes, big nose, big hands”?
Probably a clown.
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