Enjoy our team's carefully selected September Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
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The tree hated losing its foliage in September.
When it grew back in March, he was so re-lieved.
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What do trees do during September?
Turn over to a new leaf.
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What do you call a washing machine with a September?
An autumn-atic washer.
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September is Alzheimer’s awareness month.
Did anyone else forget?
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There’s a new battle royale game launching on September 1st.
It’s called “Back to School!”.
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What can you expect on September 15th which is National Camouflage Day?
Hope to not see anyone celebrating.
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Who came after Augustus?
Septembrus.
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National Pride Day should be September 21.
September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, pride goes before a fall.
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The moon gets a little more chilly in September, time to put on its harvest!
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