Enjoy our team's carefully selected Seafood Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Last time I went fishing, I caught some sort of clam and got hurt, but I donβt quite remember the rest of the day.
All I really know is that I pulled a mussel.
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What did the pirate name his pet clam?
Michelle.
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Whatβs the fastest speed at which a seahorse swims?
At a scallop.
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Today, I found out there are places that sell fake scallops made out of white fish.
There are a lot of cod artists out there.
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I went out to a seafood restaurant the other day.
My friend ate all the prawns. Rather shellfish of him.
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I donβt trust people on the west coast who donβt like seafood.
Thereβs something fishy about them.
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I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood.
He said, βEvery time I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically searching for a place to hide, so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself...
thatβs shellfish.β
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My girlfriend left me once I stopped taking her to seafood restaurants.
Turns out she was only with me for my mussels.
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My wife and I went down to the seafood market, but I didnβt trust the employees there.
They seemed a little fishy.
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I knew I shouldnβt have eaten the seafood.
Iβm feeling a little eel.
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What is a seafood an Italian would love to have?
A moray.
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Iβm on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it.
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I saw a blind man eating seafood today.
It didnβt help.
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At the party, the vegetarian girl wonβt eat the mushrooms reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
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