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What do the San Francisco 49ers playoff run and the Civil War have in common?
Both of them were ended by a man named Sherman.
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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?
They don’t deliver on Sunday.
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Did you hear about the joke that Joe Montana told his receivers?
It went over their heads.
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What did 49ers fans think about the new lights at Levi’s Stadium?
They gave it glowing reviews.
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What’s the difference between Terrell Owens and a puppy?
The puppy eventually grows up and stops whining.
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What did the Rams fan do when his team won the Super Bowl?
He turned off his XBox.
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What happens to NFC football players who go blind?
They become referees.
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Why doesn’t the Rams football team have a website?
They can’t string three W’s together.
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What kind of tea do Niners Cornerbacks drink?
Penaltea.
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What did 49er Linebacker always have stuck in his teeth?
Quarterbacks.
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How do you hire a Forty Niners punter?
By putting him on stilts.
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