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Saw a homeless man eating a tin of baked beans and I thought it was really sad.
So I walked over to him and said, “I think you’re supposed to open that first.”
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I asked my aging father why he doesn’t have life insurance.
“Because, son, I want you to be truly sad when I die.”
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Why was the burger sad?
Because he had the blue cheese.
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When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
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I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy.
Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
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What do you call cheese that is sad?
Blue cheese.
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It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo.
They get really blue.
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Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
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What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
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What is red, white, and blue?
A sad candy cane.
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I couldn’t help but feel blue when I spilled my blueberry smoothie all over my shirt.
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We’re feeling so blue.
We used to be the Blue Man Group.
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The ocean was feeling blue.
So I told her to sea the brighter side.
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She’s feeling so blue.
She might as well be called the ocean.
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What do you call a sad berry?
A blue-fruit.
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Did you hear about the sky that fell?
It turned the whole world blue.
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Why do blue people make bad singers?
They’re always feeling blue.
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I’m feeling blue today, so I decided to paint my room blue.
I guess you could say it’s a shade of blue situation.
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I heard about a blue whale who was feeling down.
It was a huge ordeal.
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My friend said he wanted to start feeling more blue.
So I gave him a bottle of blue-cation.
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I went to a restaurant where all the menus were printed in blue ink.
I guess they were trying to get in touch with their blue-side.
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I was feeling blue once, so I went outside to walk it off.
Instead, I got struck by blue lightning.
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My boss told me that work might be a little blue today.
But I didn’t know that meant the copiers were taking the day off.
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I heard about a blue tick hound who was feeling down.
His bark was way worse than his bite.
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People always ask why I’m feeling blue.
I just tell them I’m still waiting for my prince charming to come riding in on a blue motorbike.
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I bought some blue shoes to wear to the office.
But they made me feel downright feet-talistic.
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My coworker said that being blue is in his blood.
I asked him if he had been bitten by a smurf.
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My friend said he was going to start a feeling-blue club, but I declined.
I’m more of an upbeat kind of person.
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He was seeing the world through blue-tinted glasses.
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Why do blueberries make bad employees?
They always end up getting the blues.
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Why did the blue-faced man get lost?
He was feeling blue and couldn’t find his way.
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Did you hear about the sad blueberry?
It was feeling blue.
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Why was the blueberry always tired?
Because it was feeling a little blue-combed.
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Why did the blue-colored fruit hide?
It was feeling blue.
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What’s a sad shade of blue?
Bereaved.
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Why was the blue marker sad?
Because its life was point-less.
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Why was the blue mold fired from the cheese factory?
Because it was too blue.
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What do you call a sad blueberry?
A blue-berry.
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Why was Uranus sad at the solar system party?
It felt left out of the loop.
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What did the other planets say to Uranus when it was feeling sad?
“Cheer up, life’s just a gas!”
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What do you call a sad blueberry?
A blueberry muffin.
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Why was the blueberry muffin so sad?
It was feeling a little crumby.
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Feeling blue? A blueberry muffin can be your rescue!
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Why was the math book sad on National Pi Day?
Because it had too many problems.
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A young girl comes home from a date looking rather sad. Her mother asks her what’s wrong.
She says, “Bill proposed to me an hour ago.”
Her mother asks, “Why are you so sad then?”
The girl replies, “Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”
Her mother says, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”
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Why did Goofy feel sad for his calendar?
He heard its days were numbered.
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Why are PC gamers always sad?
Because they can’t console each other.
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I was saddened to learn that my cousin was run over by a boat in Venice today.
I sent his family my gondolances.
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I am sad to leave the alpaca alone again.
Spending time with him was fun wool it lasted.
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I’m balding and that makes me sad. But thanks to the miracle of science...
I take antidepressants and now I’m never sad!
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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?
The saddest vegetable known to man—a melonccoli.
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What did the sad man say to the man at the dessert counter?
Donut kill my vibe!
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Why do many donuts feel sad?
Because they feel really empty inside.
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One day at football practice, the nose was sad.
It was probably because he didn’t get picked.
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Why was the man with the big nose sad?
He could really smell his feet!
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