Enjoy our team's carefully selected Romance Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Nobody wants to be alone.
A recently divorced friend of mine is hopeful of once again finding romance. Beer belly, completely bald...
I don’t like her chances.
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Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck?
Because he was a neck-romancer.
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I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love.
It never got published.
It was all in vein.
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Keeping The Romance Alive
I still love to spoil the love of my life.
If she works late at night, she calls me and tells me she’s on her way. I immediately start running the taps and pouring in some nice hot water with foam so that when she walks in, she can start washing the dishes right away.
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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?
Neck-romance-y.
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I’m reading a romance book in Braille. I don’t think I’ll finish.
It’s too touchy-feely for me.
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Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
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You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers.
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What’s the difference between a fire wizard and someone who flirts with pastries?
One is a Pyromancer, the other is a pie-romancer.
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