Enjoy our team's carefully selected Rock Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
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Why is Patrick Star Arabic?
Because he lives under Iraq.
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Why are Saudi Arabians clueless?
Because they live under Iraq.
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On our hike yesterday, my partner wouldn’t let me take home any volcanic rocks.
And to be honest, I’m still a little basalty over it.
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Why did Uranus become a rock star?
Because it’s always surrounded by gas.
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Did you hear about the boy who always carries a stone with him that he used to throw at people who play Christmas music in October?
He calls it his Jingle Bell Rock.
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What Happens When You Screw Up?
Biologist screws up:
Mutant virus.
Physicist screws up:
Deadly black hole.
Geologists screws up:
Rock on table is now rock on floor.
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Lava is the hipster of the geology community.
It knew how to rock before it was cool.
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I’m thinking of switching my major to geology.
I think I’d do well because I keep discovering a new rock bottom.
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While in college, I got degrees in geology and astronomy.
I’m trying to become a rock star.
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Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.
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It’s so cold, the rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.
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What do you call the rocks kids covered in chocolate?
Coco pebbles.
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I just got over my addiction to chocolate, nuts and marshmallows.
I have to admit it was a rocky road.
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Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
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