Enjoy our team's carefully selected Roast Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
My overweight boss asked me to roast him at his retirement party.
I told him that as a lifelong Muslim, I was forbidden from consuming pork.
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βThe neighbors hate us.β
βWhy?β
βWell, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?β
βYeah, that was really fun.β
βAnd remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husbandβs arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?β
βYeah, I remember! I wondered what weβd done...β
βWe were still holding our marshmallow sticks...β
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What do you call a line of people gathered to roast Justin Bieber?
Bieberqueue.
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I roasted a chicken for dinner tonight.
I told it that it was so ugly it could be a turkey and that it laid horrible eggs.
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What does Enya season her roast potatoes with?
Only Thyme.
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Did you hear about that cannibal who was arrested for making a pot roast outta their great-grandmother?
It was an old family recipe.
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Itβs hotter than a fat kid at a Weenie Roast.
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Why didnβt the roast chicken cross the road?
It didnβt have the guts anymore.
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When do franks tell insults?
At a wienie roast.
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