Enjoy our team's carefully selected Restroom Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the plumber call his restroom?
A home office.
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A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried.
When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...”
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Noticed the ladies’ restroom door was missing the ‘W’.
Told my daughter that sign was a bad omen.
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Walked into a restroom and saw an “Out of order” sign on a urinal.
It’s going to be tough to move all these urinals to get them back in the right order...
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What condiment needs to go to the restroom the most?
Must-turd.
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Restrooms in restaurants often have a sign saying “Employees must wash hands”.
But after waiting hours, no one has ever helped me with mine!
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Why do poets go to the zoo to use the restroom?
So they can poo in the loo at the zoo.
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A bearded man walks into a bar, “Everybody’s drinks are on me tonight!”
He then drank his beer, went to the restroom, and shaved his beard.
later he went to the bartender and asked, “How much should I pay?”
“No, sir, a bearded gentleman has paid for your drink tonight.”
“Ok,” and he left.
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