Enjoy our team's carefully selected Relationship Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I heard that a blue jay and a cardinal fell in love.
But their relationship was a little blue-blooded.
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I asked Uranus about its love life.
And it replied, “It’s complicated, I’m in a gas-tly relationship.”
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I’m like the American Airlines of dating.
We understand you had other options of relationships and we’re sorry you chose me.
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You know you’re 50 when you and your teeth have decided that a separation is the best thing for your relationship.
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Why was the mermaid couple so indecisive?
Because they both refused to wear the pants in the relationship.
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Sometimes my girlfriend and I don’t speak the same language...
I say “We have a long distance relationship”.
She says “I have a restraining order”.
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I was once in a relationship with Math.
I had to leave it though, there were just too many problems.
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My wife and I have an open relationship.
Found out last night.
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Me: “Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?”
Siri: “This is Alexa.”
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Hot dogs and I have a very frank relationship!
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The relationship between a man and a woman is a psychological one.
The woman is psycho, the man is logical.
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Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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