Enjoy our team's carefully selected Registered Nurse Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the registered nurse tiptoe past the medicine room?
Because she didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.
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Registered nurse: “Sorry for the wait!”
Man: “It’s alright, I’m patient.”
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To her credit, the registered nurse that prepped my father for his vasectomy was very gentle and pretty sure she didn’t mean to be unkind.
But he didn’t think it was very nice of her to say, “Just a little prick, sir.”
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Why should you always be kind to registered nurses?
Remember that they choose your catheter size.
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What did the registered nurse say to the medicine maker when he got sick?
“Let me give you a taste of your own medicine.”
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What do elves and registered nurses have in common?
They both do all the work and one guy in an oversized coat gets all the credit.
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Why do registered nurses bring a red crayon to work?
In case, they have to draw blood.
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How many registered nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they’ll delegate it to the nursing assistants, but they’ll check the vital signs just in case.
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Why did the registered nurse bring a ladder to work?
To take care of high blood pressure.
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