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What was the weather like at the rap concert?
There was a Lil Wayne.
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What do you call it when Mark Zuckerberg raps?
A Meta Verse.
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Didnβt Snoop Dogg change his name?
Or was Snoop Lyinβ?!
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What do you call a rapper that smells nice?
Post Cologne.
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Person 1: βI like Eminem.β
Person 2: βWell, I prefer Skittles.β
Person 1: βNo, I meant the rapper.β
Person 2: βWhy would you eat the wrapper?β
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What do you call a rapper wearing a wig?
2pΓ©e.
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What do you call a fish who raps?
Swim Shady.
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Why did the rapper shave off his fancy mustache?
It couldnβt handle the bars.
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Which rapper is the most acceptable to Muslims?
Halal Cool J.
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When the rapper needed surgery, he got a hip-hop replacement.
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