Enjoy our team's carefully selected Ramadan Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a fasting camel?
Hump-less.
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What does Muslim Sonic say when Ramadan begins?
“Gotta go fast!”
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How do you call a cow in Ramadan?
A Mooslim.
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What do you call the end of Ramadan?
Ramadusk.
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Why do single people look forward to Ramadan?
It’s the only month they might ever have a date.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ameen.”
“Ameen, who?”
“Ameen, iftar is ready!”
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Why should you never race a Muslim during Ramadan?
They fast during Ramadan.
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Why isn’t iftar called “break fast”?
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Two Americans were walking in the Arabian desert one morning when they came across a mosque.
They hadn’t had food or water for days and thought maybe the people in the mosque would give them some.
“Ok, Joe, we will tell these people we are Muslims, and maybe they will give us some food and something to drink. You’ll be Hassan, and I’ll be Muhammed,” said Roger.
“No way, man. I’m not going to say that, even if they won’t give us anything to drink,” replied Joe.
They go up and knock on the door.
A Muslim man with a smile on his face answers the door, “Yes, how may I help you?”
“Hello, I’m Muhammed and this is Joe. We were wondering if we could have something to eat and drink,” asked Roger.
“Why, of course! Joe, we will bring you some food, and for you, Muhammed, it is Ramadan and we won’t be breaking our fast until sundown.”
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