Enjoy our team's carefully selected Puerto Rico Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why do Puerto Ricans make great detectives?
Because they never miss a beat.
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Why did the Puerto Rican keep looking at his watch at the party?
He was checking how late he was already going to be for the next one.
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How does a Puerto Rican get ready for a marathon?
By putting on their running shoes and their party hat.
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The best way to find a Puerto Rican?
Turn off the music and listen for the complaints.
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What do you call a Puerto Rican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to change a lightbulb.
Just Juan.
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What do you call a Puerto Rican construction worker?
A renaissance man.
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Why did Puerto Rico become a state?
Because they couldnβt find enough parking.
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What do you call a Puerto Rican dish thatβs not spicy?
A mistake.
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What do you call a Puerto Rican without a car?
Carlos.
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