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What do you call a noun that is very good at its job?
A pronoun.
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What pronouns does an ambulance prefer?
Wee/woo.
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Wife to therapist: βHe always misunderstands simple questions.β
Therapist to husband: βWhat does she mean?β
Husband: βItβs a feminine pronoun.β
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What are Schrodingerβs catβs pronouns?
Is/isnβt.
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What are the preferred gender pronouns for Schizophrenics?
She/it.
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Husband: βWhatβs your most hated part of the English language?β
Wife: βThe singular second person personal pronoun.β
Husband: βWhat?β
Wife: βYOU.β
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Yo mama so fat her preferred pronoun is they.
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What are Michael Jacksonβs pronouns?
He/Hee.
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What are a male donkeyβs pronouns?
He/haw.
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In case you were wondering, chocolate identifies as female.
Preferred pronouns are Her/she.
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