Pronoun Jokes



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Pronoun Jokes


What do you call a noun that is very good at its job?

A pronoun.

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What pronouns does an ambulance prefer?

Wee/woo.

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Wife to therapist: β€œHe always misunderstands simple questions.”

Therapist to husband: β€œWhat does she mean?”

Husband: β€œIt’s a feminine pronoun.”

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What are Schrodinger’s cat’s pronouns?

Is/isn’t.

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What are the preferred gender pronouns for Schizophrenics?

She/it.

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Husband: β€œWhat’s your most hated part of the English language?”

Wife: β€œThe singular second person personal pronoun.”

Husband: β€œWhat?”

Wife: β€œYOU.”

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Yo mama so fat her preferred pronoun is they.

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What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns?

He/Hee.

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What are a male donkey’s pronouns?

He/haw.

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In case you were wondering, chocolate identifies as female.

Preferred pronouns are Her/she.

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