Enjoy our team's carefully selected Popsicle Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a dad who has fallen through the ice?
A Popsicle.
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My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle.
Cold on the inside and 90% artificial.
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What does a popsicle become when it melts?
Sticky.
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I made an orange soda popsicle.
It’s Fanta-stick.
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The boss comes into work carrying a thermos.
His blonde secretary had never seen one before.
“What’s that thing?” she asks.
“Oh, this?” he says. “It’s just my thermos. It keeps my hot things hot and my cold things cold. Damn convenient.”
“Oh wow, that does sound convenient!” she exclaims. “I might have to get myself one of those!”
Sure enough, the next morning, when the boss comes in, he notices a brand new thermos on his secretary’s desk.
“Ah, I see you got yourself a thermos!” he says.
“Oh yes, sir, I decided I could use something to keep my hot things hot and my cold things cold,” she says radiantly.
“Neat-o. So, whatcha got in there?” asks the boss.
“Two popsicles and a cup of coffee.” says the secretary.
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Why can’t astronauts eat popsicles?
In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck.
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a Popsicle and calls it air conditioning.
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