Enjoy our team's carefully selected Poo Knock-Knock Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Aye Dunnup.”
“Aye Dunnup, who?”
“Eugh, you dunna poo!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ketchup.”
“Ketchup, who?”
“No, you catch a poo!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Eat more chicken.”
“Eat more chicken, who?”
“YOU!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Poop.”
“Poop, who?”
“Hahaha, you said poo twice!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“I eep.”
“I eep, who?”
“Gross, you eat poo?!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“I smell like.”
“I smell like, who?”
“No, you smell fine.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Stinky.”
“Stinky, who?”
“Yeah, your poo does stink.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“I’m a pile of.”
“I’m a pile of, who?”
“No, you’re not!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Luke.”
“Luke, who?”
“Luke out, I’m about to fart!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Smell mop.”
“Smell mop, who?”
“No, I won’t smell your poo!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Europe.”
“Europe, who?”
“No, YOU’RE a poo!”
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