Polar Bear Jokes



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Polar Bear Jokes


What do you call a bear that likes to spend his summers at the North Pole and his winters at the South?

A bi-polar bear.

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Chuck Norris has a polar bear rug on his floor.

It’s actually a live bear but it’s too scared to move.

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What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed its tooth?

The dentist.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah’s Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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What do you call a polar bear on the South Pole and another Polar Bear On The North Pole?

Polar Opposites.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?

A polar bear.

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Why do polar bears only live at the North Pole?

Because if they also lived at the South Pole, they would be bipolar bears.

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If you encounter a polar bear in the wild, lie down and pretend that you’re dead.

It’s good practice for when you’ll be really dead, five minutes later.

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What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?

Mmmm, sandwiches!

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Why can’t polar bears eat penguins?

They can’t get the wrappers off them.

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What do you call a bear who lives in the Arctic and has extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing, you just run away!

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