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A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based on old Greek and Roman performances.
That’s playgarism if you ask me.
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great poet.
When asked to define “great”, he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, no, howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Why do poets go to the zoo to use the restroom?
So they can poo in the loo at the zoo.
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A poet writes in verse.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
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What do you call bread baked by a poet?
Poet-rye.
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I’m a poet and I know it.
“I dug,
You dug,
He dug,
She dug,
We all dug!”
It’s not a great poem, but it’s deep.
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I went to see a beet poet the other day.
There were lots of hip peas there.
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Why was the poet teaching at a prison so happy?
She had a captive audience.
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What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry?
Shrekspeare.
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I knew a vampire who became a poet.
He went from bat to verse.
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What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
Shakesbeer.
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What is a poet’s favorite legume?
Rhyma-beans!
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What does every poet with a mustache dream of?
To have facial hair like Shakes-beard.
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