Enjoy our team's carefully selected Penny Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Yo mama so stupid when they told her she had no common sense she said, “You’re wrong!” and slammed 2 pennies onto the table.
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Yo mama so poor when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
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Mortal: “What is a million years like to you?”
God: “Like one second.”
Mortal: “What is a million pounds like to you?”
God: “Like one penny.”
Mortal: “Can I have a penny?”
God: “Just a second...”
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What do you call a penny that thinks for itself?
A centient.
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Do you know that the plural of penny is pence?
But we just say pennies because it makes more cents.
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Did you hear about the woman who tried to bribe the police with pennies?
She was taken in by the coppers.
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Have you ever tried looking at a penny under a microscope?
...magnificent.
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Why did the man named Penny keep shaving his beard?
A Penny shaved is a Penny earned.
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An accountant is walking down the street when he comes across a bum.
“Spare some loose change?” asks the bum.
“And why should I do that?” asks the accountant.
“Because I’m broke. Haven’t got a penny to my name and nothing to eat,” says the bum.
“I see,” says the accountant. “And how does this compare to the same quarter last year?”
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