Enjoy our team's carefully selected Peanut Butter and Jelly Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the peanut butter and jelly get into a fight?
Because they couldn’t agree on which bread to use.
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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly when it won the lottery?
“We’re rich and jellyous!”
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Why did the jelly go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling jammed up.
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Why did the peanut butter and jelly break up?
Because they were always spread too thin.
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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly when they got lost?
“We’re in a jam!”
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Why did the jelly break up with the peanut butter?
Because it was too clingy.
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How are peanut butter and jelly related?
They’re inbred.
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What drink goes with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Nut-tea.
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What kind of sandwiches do whales eat?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What fish tastes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish.
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Yo momma's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
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