Enjoy our team's carefully selected Peanut Butter and Jam Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the grape say when the peanut butter tried to stick to it?
“Stop jammin me!”
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I hate it when someone tries to butter me up.
I like jam more.
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What makes a traffic jam better?
Adding peanut butter to it.
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When a peanut butter hears a sweet song it exclaims:
“That’s my jam!”
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What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth?
You jam it.
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I don’t like peanut butter.
It just isn’t my jam.
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I was making my daughter a sandwich and asked her what kind she wanted.
“We can do peanut butter with either peach preserves or honey,” I told her.
She: “Honey, please!”
“That’s fine,” I thought. “The peach preserves are my jam anyway.”
Peanut butter was driving his toast when suddenly...
There was a jam.
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My friends came over for band practice.
My dad came downstairs with a jar of peanut butter and said, “I brought this to go with your jam.”
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I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway.
Just in case there’s a traffic jam.
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